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Stop reading if you don’t like big, bouncy anime titties.

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Oppai Mousepads.

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3 Reasons Why You SHOULDN'T Get Our 3-D Oppai Mousepad

Physiotherapy Support

You’d Rather Help Physical Therapists Stay Busy

Physical therapists rely on people with repetitive strain injuries. By avoiding proper wrist support, you’re helping them stay in business.

Tendonitis

You Don’t Want to Make a Fist Ever Again

With daily repetitive desk motions, you’ll earn yourself a one-way ticket to Tendonitis Town. Who needs functional hands anyway?

Anime Oppai

You Don’t Like Big Bouncy Anime Oppais

‘Nuff said. If big, bouncy, anime oppais aren’t your thing, then this mousepad is not for you.

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But if you’re shaking your head at any of those reasons thinking… WHO DOESN’T LIKE BIG BOUNCY ANIME OPPAIS?!

Get your FREE 3D Oppai Mousepad here while supplies last!